(Written on June 24th, 2015.)
(The following is based off a true story.)
Don't be yourself around guys.
If you be yourself around guys, you'll naturally bring up politics.
If you start talking politics, the average guy will probably go into shock.
If he miraculously recovers from this shock and continues the conversation, he will probably begin telling you his political beliefs while using the biggest words he knows (even if he knows nothing about politics).
If he starts talking politics too (and if he also knows what he is talking about), you will get excited and ask all sorts of questions.
If you ask all sorts of questions, he might get excited too.
If you both are excited, you'll naturally start talking about the upcoming election.
If you start talking about the upcoming election, you'll find he is a moderate who loosely believes in relativistic morality and secular humanism so as not to choose the wrong (nor the right).
Then he asks for your number.
But you don't wanna give your number to a wannabe secular humanist with a wannabe vocabulary.
Then you're stuck.
Don't be yourself around guys. Just talk about clothes and the weather.
(Jk, don't.)
